KoMaT's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Terrorist's kindergarden]

INTIFADA II : THE COME BACK!!!

..."just for fun" said my english teacher (Befor I fuck her strongly and hardly...)

P.S: KOMMANDER t'as rangé ou le C4???? j'ai une envie KAMIKAZE.......

[Dont Mess With Carrots]

Can be Better...

I think you can do better...And I'm going to give you an advice: Take some Hot Chilis...put some in your ass and then MAKE A GOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!! CAUSE THIS ONE IS LIKE MY FIRST SHIT!!!!!! ( you know the first shit that you make when you come in this fucking world, the first that you make when you think about your futur life...)

P.S: PUTAIN!!! T'as encore acheté du P.Q au Gingenbre!!!!! Tu sais que j'aime pas le Gingenbre!!!!! J'avais dis a la Rose!!!!!!.....on peut pas te faire confiance!!!

[Rival Part 2: Escape]

KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! euhhh....scuse my mom...

...Good boy...you're realy a good "flasher"...continu your fucking episodes...there're realy good...I'm impressed...
Like says KOMMANDER "Ca Me Dilate L'ANUS!!!"

P.S: J'ai un debut de scénar assez sympa, et pis au faite, t'as acheté des merguez pour ce soir???

[Rival Part 1]

THE NEXT THE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

...Quit good boy...continu...I want to see the next..

P.S: J'ai ton CD de LinkinPark KOMMANDER...

[HOT YUMMY GERMAN PUSSY!]

Pas mal pas mal...mais ca gicle pas assez...

...Remender: Gore=Fun...Violence=Fun...GoreWithoutViolence="GrosseMerde" (BigShit)....

Capiche?

P.S: KOMMANDER, t'as mis ou le P.Q???

[Plastic Hammer Episode 1]

KOMMANDER t'as foutu ou nos Marines???

...Well...Plutot Bourrin...assez...Barbar...mais il reste du boulo...

Continu comme ca garcon...

P.S: T'as encore du yourt a la cerise KOMMANDER?

[Tsunami Pt 1]

Just...Perfect

...Ja ja KOMMANDER...my dear KOMMANDER...it's just a lyric vision of the real world...but it's a too real...to much...so...Take your Flammer KOMMANDER...you have to "clean" and "make up" some..."lands"...

P.S: I need "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre I"...it's for Kiwi Master...I'll be tomorrow at 13h at home.

[A Dragon's Destiny Ep4 A]

It's my first review and it says: WHAT THAT SHIT!

...I never see a so awful shit! Kill the author!!! How can people let movies like this one presented in a so good websit!!!!! "Ca me dilate l'anus!!!" I will say in French...

For people who speak french:
"Cramer moi cette merde!!! Putain!!! Ki ma coller ca!!!!! Genocider moi cette bande de merdeux!!!"

Thank for your comprehension.